If Santa Had a Data Audit Log App…

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It’s the holiday season, and we are feeling, well, festive!  In trying to bring a bit of holiday cheer to everyday business, we imagined what it would be like if Santa used Observato, our data audit log application.  And the possibilities were countless.  It got us very excited so we decided to make it into a jingle, using a well known holiday song we are sure you are all very familiar with; Santa Claus Is Coming to Town.

If Santa had a data audit log app it would go a little like this:

You better watch out!  You better not cry!  You better not shout, Realise Data Systems will tell you why… Santa’s got a data tracking.  You heard us right, Santa’s got a data tracking app! He’s got an entity tree and he is checking it twice.  His data charts will show if you’ve been naughty or nice (They record every naughty or nice thing you have ever done! That is either a lot of presents or a lot of coal!). Santa’s got a data audit log app! He tracks you while you are sleeping, accesses your data records while you are awake.  His data charts show if you have been bad or good, so you better be good for your own sake!  Santa’s doing a search.  He’s clicking on your last activity.  With an expandable view, what is he going to see?  Santa’s got a data tracking app.

With a data audit log application Santa could easily track boys and girls around the world not just to see if they have been naughty or nice, but also to access their likes and dislikes, addresses and more.  So he doesn’t just have to rely on his elves.  If even Santa could put a data tracking application to good use, think of the wonders it could do for your organization!

Happy Holidays from Realise Data Systems!

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